When you’re around the hockey superstars. They’re here to make a difference in the world.
Big tippers!!


Posted Tue May 21, 2024 1:12 pm




Posted Wed May 22, 2024 9:39 pm

When can you swim in NYC?

Parks maintains 14 miles of beaches. Beaches are open from Memorial Day weekend through September 8, 2024. During beach season, lifeguards are on duty daily, from 10:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m. Swimming is prohibited when lifeguards are not on duty and in closed sections.


Posted Sat May 25, 2024 10:18 am

It’s under repair.


Posted Sun May 26, 2024 6:53 pm

The beach clean up.
Ask Sponge Bob what to do?






Posted Fri May 31, 2024 12:30 pm

I like this one but it’s expensive.



Posted Sat Jun 01, 2024 6:51 am




I just stood there like an idiot.


Posted Mon Jun 03, 2024 7:24 am

Pull one of the spark plugs out a touch.
I know a guy he’s a Serbian tow truck driver.
Here’s his business card. Great rates, fast service.


Posted Mon Jun 03, 2024 5:58 pm




He’s waiting for me, he’s broke.
Are you buying or crying?.



Posted Wed Jun 05, 2024 7:05 pm



I could move in. We can get married. We can have kids.
She’s about ten years younger. This is so exciting. I can’t wait.
I’m illegal!



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Posted Fri Jun 07, 2024 8:33 pm




I’m going to get the fish that did this to me.





East meets west.


Posted Wed Jun 12, 2024 9:25 am




Get ready for this one.





The plates lost. The Registration was up.
I renewed the reg and ordered the same plates.
I reported the plates MIA.
The new plates that are on the way are flagged.
Physically went to DMV and fixed it.
The correct reg. and plates are the car.
The flagged ones were mailed to me.
I went to DMV and again and returned them.
DONE!!


Posted Sat Jun 15, 2024 9:24 am

Dask got the orphan a job.
Every Friday they eat pizza together for lunch.


Abstinence from meat on Fridays is done as a sacrifice by many Christians because they believe that on Good Friday, Jesus sacrificed his flesh for humanity. In the Eastern Orthodox Church, in addition to fasting from food until sundown, the faithful are enjoined to abstain from sexual relations on Fridays as well.

How about them Asians. They invented the noodle.







Posted Tue Jun 18, 2024 6:45 am

I found parking.





Did you know the first time I took my road test I failed.





It’s the truth. He was in the passenger seat snoring.
I kept stalling. I woke him up and asked why?
He put the e-brake down and said “Go ahead.”
Then he went back to sleep. A sweatshop employee
and a friend of the family. It was his car.





When I took the road test it was in the Dadillac.





The town was so small. The meter maid was also the librarian
and a school teacher.





I’m not interested. I did it many times.
I’m not a locksmith. I’m interested.





We have the contract to many building in Manhattan.
We’re not happy. We want more money.
Call in the union.
Here’s the paper work.
Now sign it.
We're not interested.
Why is that?
You pay better.
You know what you want. Wink

Posted Tue Jun 18, 2024 3:04 pm

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